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парадоксы времени [Feb. 24th, 2018|09:41 pm]
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You only have about 2 minutes to live, but the timer resets every time you take a breath.

When a clock battery dies, the clock records the time of its death.

If there were 364 days in the year, your birthday would always be on the same day of the week.

There is only one sunset and it has been going around the world for billions of years.

There are kids being born with parents born after the year 2000…

The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared.

You never realize everything you do is being watched by your future self through memories.

1980 doesn’t feel like it was a long time ago but 2056 feels like it’s far away even though they are both the same number of years apart.

The time between 1993 and 2000 feels significantly longer than the time betweem 2011 and 2018.

Everytime you light a lighter it gets lighter.

Maybe deja vu is the universe resetting after someone time traveled and altered the timeline.

The year 2359 will be the last year that people can go “Oh hey, the time is the year!”*

Asking “where are you?” is a relatively new phenomenon. In the old days, you had to know where they were in order to talk to them.

Imagine how rich you would have had to be 200 years ago to have music playing in the background while you cook dinner.

There was a point in time when having something that was made in China was a sign of being unbelievably rich, instead of being a sign of poverty.

In the distant future, kids on the internet may unknowingly masturbate to their great-great-great-grandmother’s old selfies and nudes.

The Beatles music was as old to 90s kids as 90s music is as old to today’s kids.

We so love to think the past was better, but we never stop to think we’re only seeing the Greatest Hits compilation.

Squirrels always look and act like it’s their first day being a squirrel.

2012 feels like yesterday but 2022 is 4 years away…

We’re 36 days into the year. 2018 is already 10% over**

We all traveled here from the past, and will probably visit the future too.

Sleeping is just time-traveling to breakfast.

You are now younger than now.

You only live 2 incomplete days in all your life.

Source: reddit.com

*What about 235959 for 23:59:59?
**24.02.2018: We’re 55 days into the year. 2018 is already 15% over.
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BKO by Dirtmusic [Feb. 23rd, 2018|08:07 pm]
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/ [Feb. 23rd, 2018|03:42 pm]
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косая черта/слэш может означать как "и" так и "или"
фактически это сокращение от "и/или"
но если "/" это "и/или"
то "и/или" это "и[и/или]или"
а "и[и/или]или" это "и[и(и/или)или]или"
а "и[и(и/или)или]или" это "и[и(и{и/или}или)или]или"...

/ –>
and/or –>
and [and/or] or –>
and [and (and/or) or] or –>
and [and (and {and/or} or) or] or

вот еще пример того, как можно создать потенциально бесконечный термин:
A serial killer who exclusively targets serial killers is a serial serial killer killer.
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эти треки/албомы невыносимо прекрасны [Feb. 23rd, 2018|02:45 pm]
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Love’s a stranger
Until i see you again
We want to know how far that it can bend...
You’re so hard to possess
We’re a beautiful mess
Time after time

If a day should break in anger
Patience weak and temper strong
Put our able hands to labor
We will work through what went wrong.
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Biggi Hilmars - Dark Horse [Feb. 22nd, 2018|08:08 pm]
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Жанр: Modern Classical/Piano/Ambient
Страна исполнителя (группы): Iceland

lyrics: https://biggihilmars.bandcamp.com/album/dark-horse
поют одну песню Джон Леннона, в общем довольно известную, но я только сейчас обратил внимание на лирику:

Imagine

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one
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Zweifel [Feb. 22nd, 2018|05:11 pm]
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Zweifel Dreifel Vier-und-Fünffel...
со-мнение
со -"with, together" + мнение - "opinion"
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clapping [Feb. 22nd, 2018|04:16 pm]
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If you have a clap on light, rough sex turns into a rave.

You never actually stop clapping. The time between your claps just gets longer.

If your buttcrack was horizontal, it would make a clapping noise whenever you went up or down stairs.

http://showerthoughtsofficial.tumblr.com/

Every sound is actually a clapping))))

“Everything that we call sound is sound-silence. There is no such thing as pure sound; you couldn’t hear it. What you hear is that tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap against the eardrum, But it happens very fast so that you get more of an impression of sound than you do of silence. But between every little undulation of sound there is also an interval.” (Alan Watts)

Sound is a clapping. Light is a clapping. Life and Death is a clapping. Actually all the Universe is a clapping. Gods buttcrack is horizontal.

Good joke. Applause!
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(no subject) [Feb. 20th, 2018|10:45 pm]
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The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared

http://showerthoughtsofficial.tumblr.com/
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(no subject) [Feb. 20th, 2018|10:45 pm]
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You never realize everything you do is being watched by your future self through memories.

http://showerthoughtsofficial.tumblr.com/
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Warhaus [Feb. 20th, 2018|10:22 pm]
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Warhaus, альбом 2017 года


Томный дымный бельгийский авангард декаданс-рок, по стопам Leonard Cohen и Nick Cave, Warhaus со вторым альбомом.
"Я люблю противоречия. Музыкально они сильно привлекают меня: зверские порывы против романтизма, искусство против китча, архаизмы против современной культуры." ТОП-2017!
"У нас уже встречались выше Лана Дель Рэй с Кейт Буш, а сейчас разговор о мужских свиданиях. «Леонард Коэн в объятиях Тома Уэйтса в сопровождении сексуальных женских голосов» - и всё это безобразие на втором альбоме бельгийца Мартена Деваальдера, фронтмена группы «Balthazar», вышедшего на сольную дорогу. Уже дебют прошлого года привел в экстаз и привередливых критиков, и романтичных меломанов, которые наперебой раздавали эпитеты новоявленному Дон Жуану инди-сцены: «томный дымный авангард декаданс-рок», «высокомерная красота, которая даже если просто будет стоять курить в углу, превращается в бездну любви», «мало кому удается заставить мрак выглядеть настолько привлекательно». Новая пластинка все подобные высказывания умножает на два. Про сам альбом Мартен высказался так: «заряженный желанием и любовью, преследуемый жаждой преходящего, рвущийся выразить невыразимое», - и добавил: «Я люблю противоречия. С музыкальной точки зрения они меня очень привлекают: сырость против фундаментальной страсти, брутальность против романтики, искусство против китча, архаика против современности». Остается только внести последний штрих. Все песни «Warhaus’а» были созданы во время отпуска музыканта в Киргизстане, где его одиночество прерывал только местный пастух. А в киргизских степях чего только не представится и не напишется." (dcdnet.ru)


лучшая песня с предыдущего альбома:
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еще класный блюз [Feb. 20th, 2018|09:51 pm]
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что то я блюз полюбил
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Thomas Schoeffler Jr - Jesus Shot Me Down [Feb. 20th, 2018|09:24 pm]
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https://thomasschoefflerjr.bandcamp.com/album/jesus-shot-me-down
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around [Feb. 20th, 2018|09:12 pm]
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lyrics
GROW

We are born...again
Then we grow
Then we learn
Then we love
Then we fight
We get hurt
And we cry
We forgive
Then we find
And we stay
And we live
Then we die
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Brown Bird - Danger and Dread [Feb. 20th, 2018|07:37 pm]
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If a day should break in anger
Patience weak and temper strong
Put our able hands to labor
We will work through what went wrong.
LALALA LALALA...
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чем больше тёрка тем больше раздражающий фактор [Feb. 20th, 2018|06:35 pm]
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Why does this sentence make sense??

The greater the grater the greater the grater.

Because we want it to. When confronted with an utterance, we (almost) always assume that it is intentional communication bearing a meaning. So when it is an isolated sentence out of context, our minds start to look for possible contexts where it is a valid sentence.
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shower thoughts [Feb. 20th, 2018|05:57 pm]
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короткие остроумные мысли/наблюдения на англ:
http://showerthoughtsofficial.tumblr.com/

Some say music was better “back in the day” but today we literally have all their music plus much more.

Escalators are just big, slow chainsaws.

Google missed an opportunity to start Google Space by placing a rotating camera on top of Elon’s car.

“Finally” is pronounced as ‘Final - e’ but “finale” is pronounced as ‘fi - nally’.

From a dog’s perspective, humans singing along with the radio is us joining in on a human howl.

In the entire Lord of the Rings film trilogy, no two female characters speak to eachother.

There is only one sunset and it has been going around the world for billions of years.

All of the best skipping stones are in the middle of the lake.

Elon Musk is equally famous for having developed a vehicle with no fuel tank and a vehicle with the largest fuel tank in the world.

Why do people say “tuna fish” when they don’t say “beef mammal” or “chicken bird”? ....
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How to Learn a Language with Thousands of Helpers on Tumblr [Feb. 20th, 2018|04:49 am]
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How to Learn a Language with Thousands of Helpers on Tumblr

...But Tumblr is not just for jokes. It can be a serious resource. Users post important grammar points, language tips and expert knowledge on any language.
...You can search for a tag to see all the posts under that tag, and that's where the community you want to join will be found!
...For languages, you want to be looking at tags like #polyglot, #foreignlanguage, #langblr or of the language you want to see, for example #esperanto.
If you want to have a peek at the magical language learning world on Tumblr, start with the #langblr tag and enjoy your journey down the rabbit hole..
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08. Los Set Goyts+09. Imperayritz de la Ciutat Joyosa [Feb. 20th, 2018|02:07 am]
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случайные цитаты2 [Feb. 20th, 2018|01:45 am]
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Leichtigkeit lag in der Luft, und zwischen den Wolken schwebten drei Zauberworte:
Tout est possible! Alles ist möglich!
¡Todo es posible!
Everything is possible!

Jeder einzelne Tag enthält die Ewigkeit in sich.

Ich habe vieles über das Leben gelernt, aber das Wertvollste war: Es geht weiter.

Jedes Werden in der Natur, im Menschen, in der Liebe muss abwarten, geduldig sein, bis seine Zeit zum Blühen kommt.

Lebe, sei glücklich und mache andere glücklich.

Der Tau fällt auf das Gras, wenn die Nacht am verschwiegensten ist.
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случайные цитаты1 [Feb. 20th, 2018|01:37 am]
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The potential to live your best life starts with each new morning.

Happiness comes when we test our skills towards some meaningful purpose.

Mira la vida con ojos nuevos.

El mundo está lleno
de cosas maravillosas!

Live in the moment. Take nothing for granted.

Think about what it is that drives you. That motivates you. That one thing that makes you want to get up earlier and go down later. If you know what that is, keep at it and allow it to push you forward. If you haven’t found it yet, it’s okay. Keep looking and be patient. It’ll come.

The moment when you first wake up in the morning is the most wonderful of the twenty-four hours.

No busques motivos para ser feliz, sé feliz sin motivos...

Do not wait until you have a reason to be happy. Act happy, feel happy, be happy,,,

Jamás en la vida hay que dejar que la monotonía gobierne en nuestra vida. ¿qué estás haciendo hoy para salir de ella?

Si no juegas con fuego, te morirás de frío.

¿qué has hecho hoy que te haga sentir orgulloso?
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